The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
“Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”
“Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!”
“Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”
The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.